Shows the number of unread emails and, when you open Gmail, reminds you: "You did this to yourself."

If you have more than 10 tabs open, the browser screen subtly "sags" — gentle shaming for tab hoarders.

Slows down scrolling on Twitter/Reddit. Optional "Wisdom Mode" that displays random quotes during doomscrolling.

Write an angry message, hit "Send" — and it disappears into oblivion. Therapy, but cheaper.

Pick your daily mood with an emoji. Get a personal vibe report every 7 days. Fully offline via localStorage.

Send a message to your future self via email. Choose how many days later you want it to arrive. Emotional time-travel!

A widget that lets you quickly record a voice note or a text thought. One tap. Instant memory saving.

A habit tracker where every achievement is met with sarcastic praise. Motivation... but make it ironic.

Set your "offline mode" with one button. Notifies selected contacts that you're alive, just unavailable.

A browser extension showing gas fees in USD — if fees are too high, it simply tells you: "Go touch grass."

Enter your failed NFT project name — get a generated digital tombstone. Share it for closure.

One button. When the crypto market crashes, tap it to get a calming stoic quote or a random Elon tweet.

Paste your text — get 3 versions: one for LinkedIn, one for Twitter, and one for "Mom, I'm famous."

An AI chatbot that only responds with deep philosophical questions. Great for self-doubt sessions.

Type your dilemma — get a tarot-style random AI prompt with advice. Mystic meets machine.

Telegram bot that gives stoic advice for crypto traders. → Ask: "BTC dropped 20%, what now?" → Get: "You can't control the market. You can control your mind." For inner peace… and maybe outer profit.

Philosophical quotes as NFT art. Seneca meets Satoshi. Minted. Minimal. Metaphysical. "Greed is your worst trade."

A one-page site with daily stoic quotes applied to the crypto chaos. No login. No charts. Just peace. Click. Breathe. Cope.

A social crypto token for good vibes only. Earn tokens for helping others, being ethical, or just not rage-quitting Telegram. 100% pointless. 100% meaningful.

Micro-course on staying sane in crypto. Topics: Control what you can, Chill when market crashes, Greed is not alpha. Distributed via Gumroad, not the blockchain.

A website that gives you existential advice on crypto problems. "Should I sell?" → "Freedom is a burden. Choose wisely." "ETH is falling" → "Detach from outcomes." Build it with HTML, soul, and sarcasm.

A tool that writes tweets for you. Pick a topic → Pick an account → Get spicy AI content. Because why think when GPT can vibe for you?

AI journal that learns your personality. App asks you deep questions. Logs them. Trains on them. Recreates your mind someday. (For science… or spooky nostalgia.)